Morrison: I know.
Di Natale: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Albo: Calm down, it's bad; but we're not going to die.
Taylor: That takes the heat off me, am I right?!
Morrison: I need to address the nation.
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BOM: Australia is on track to break its hottest day in 40 years.
Australia: *groans*
SkyNews: It's totally nothing to do with climate change.
Latham: Of course it's not! fucking HIPPIES!
Bogans: YEAH! GO TO SCHOOL! FUCKIN' HIPPIES!
Di Natale: THE COUNTRY IS ON FIRE!
Albo: I know, we're on it... I think?
Di Natale: ANIMALS ARE DY...
Penny: dying, we're aware, but there's not much we can do.
Folau: REPENT! God is angry with you sinners!
Penny: Remember that time you posed for the cover of a gay magazine?
Folau: *skulks away*
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Albo: Didn't Scott say he was having a presser?
Houston: I'm so excited!
Morrison: Australia! I have an important announcement in terms of legislation we've been drafting.
Penny: Oh, proper funding of the firefighting services!
Morrison: In the new religious freedom bill it will be easier for people to deny services to queers and Muslims...
Albo: ...Fuck.
Penny: We're in the middle of a national crisis!
Albo: What the hell is he doing?
Houston: Yep, look at us go. Hillsong is gonna be rich!
Penny: You're a disgrace.
Houston: Joke's on you. Next, we're coming for your kids in school!
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Morrison: Guys, I'm going to Hawaii!
Albo: You think that's a good idea after what you just dropped?
Morrison: How good's a holiday!
Joyce: Why would it be a bad thing?
Penny: The. Country. Is. On. Fire.
Morrison: It's okay, I will sneak out and come back. Thoughts and prayers, mate!
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